August 26, 2026 · 1 min read · by Mike Palmer · Episode 603

ACHP 603 Cigar Podcast Wars, Pumpkin Spice and Pageant Chaos

The guys react to a shoutout from The Cigar Authority, debate how long it’ll take to pass their episode count, and catch up on listener comments. Plus, pumpkin spice season returns, the man with the world’s smallest penis loses his title, and a dethroned Miss North Carolina USA files a defamation lawsuit. Cigars, chaos and plenty of bad decisions along the way.

00:00 – Show Intro & Today’s Headlines
02:28 – The Cigar Authority Mentions the Show
05:00 – How Long Until We Pass Their Episode Count?
10:20 – Who Takes Over the Show When Palmer Dies?
13:35 – Merchandise, Patreon & Listener Support
15:44 – Reading the Audience Comments
16:21 – The Unicorn Comic-Book Shirt Idea
17:46 – Reactions to Palmer’s Nicaragua Trip
20:18 – Nicaragua’s Mysterious Cheese
21:55 – Stealing Seat Cushions at the Factory
23:35 – Getting Pulled Over in Nicaragua
25:02 – Pumpkin Spice Season Has Arrived
28:15 – What Exactly Is Chai Tea?
30:10 – Phil’s Questionable Telehealth Therapy
32:45 – Cigars, Halloween Costumes & Studio Problems
36:03 – The World’s Smallest Penis Loses His Record
40:27 – Miss North Carolina USA Files a Defamation Lawsuit

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